Hey, she’s black AND female.  I think she has a real chance. Grab the button for your blog and you can get on the Trixie for President bandwagon! She’ got the leadership skills required for the job.  When the children were smaller, she used to herd them around the back yard.

And if there was only one child outside she would prevent him from getting to the back door, cuz she didn’t want to be all alone.  So, I don’t really know where she stands on the education issues, because she clearly wanted  there to be one child left behind.  I think it’s safe to say she favors home education, ‘cuz she does know who fills her food dish. She’s very diligent about border patrol.  She has similar sentiments about homeland security.  And she doesn’t tolerate unlawful intruders, or illegal aliens, or even the a/c repair man.  I should probably talk to her about that though.

This was a staged photo op. of the candidate playing B-ball with the local teens.

She is very anti-squirrel and I can see why.  I’m not sure if this has “Don’t ask, Don’t tell” implications or not.

I don’t know what skeletons she may have in her closet, but if my back yard is any indication, they’re bird skeletons.  Just follow the feather trail.  I once heard her say, “The only good grackle is a … hey, get that microphone outta here!”

All her friends are kissin’ up for a seat in her cabinet.

So, this is my silliest answer to the question, “Who you gonna vote for?”  Grab the button for your site and you too can be one of the cool cats campaigning for Trixie!

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