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Why do we have such a love/hate relationship with CHANGE?  Not the kind in the bottom of your purse.  I always like that kind of change, especially when a Pirate hands me a tooth.

And as long as we’re talking about teeth,  I have had great success with the following plan for baby teeth coming out.  Base rate $0.10.  Sorry foks, I’m pretty cheap, but they can build on this.  Add $0.25 if the tooth is a molar.  Everyone should aspire to losing larger teeth, especially Pirates!  Add $0.10 to $0.65 if you don’t holler, the exact amount depends on how inclined you are to hollering in general and whether or not there is much blood (Mother Hen doesn’t do blood), and how much actual change I have on hand.

Which brings me back to my original topic, CHANGE.  I’m going to be changing the template of me olde blog.  Gasp!  Horrors!  Shocking, I know!

OK, breathe in, breathe out.  Alrighty then.  Feelin’ better?  No?  Better go get a cup of coffee.

There now, ya gonna be OK?

Now we’re all OK with the idea and we’re all on board, right?  OK.

Now is the fun part, the shopping part.   See?  Now the color is coming back to your face.

I kinda am thinking of it like shoe shopping.   And you get to go with me!

So many things to take into consideration.  Colors and styles, functionality and fit.  So here’s how it’s gonna go.  I’m gonna try them on.  See?  I’m a smart shopper.  I may even wear one or two for a day or two as I select the very best one.

So, if I start looking like a stranger, don’t freak out and start screaming.  You’ll wake the baby!

And you have my permission to give your opinion about any of the ones I try, as long as you promise to LOVE the one I ultimately choose.

I don’t really have a time frame for this.  I just thought y’all might want to know ahead of time.

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