Ship Full o' Pirates

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…or do I mean mortified?  Just kidding, Dave!

Y’all have heard me refer to Dave several times.  I realize that most of y’all are stretchy pants wearin’, chronically tired, stay-at-home,  homeschool moms of several lively punkin’ headed little kids.  But not Dave!  He’s a stretchy pants wearin’, chronically tired, stay-at-home, homeschool Dad of several lively punkin’ headed little kids.

And I think that is the greatest!  You Go, Dave!  You be the Dad!  I just like to have some fun with the fact that he’s, well, you know, a guy, and as such, is in the minority here among all of us ladies.  And, really, stay-at-home homeschool Dads who blog are just about the bleeding edge in teasable minorities.  Shoot, they may be the final frontier!  

So, Dave, I thank you, for being so bold as to stand among us, laundry basket under one arm, slimey, diaper-wearin’ tot under the other, being a great virtual-friend, and knowin’ how to cheer on a fellow blogger who is, frankly, relentless with the teasing.

For those of you who did not read ALL of my comments and click on ALL of the links there-in (where are your priorities, people?)(oh, wait, that’s what this is all about, never mind), Dave has written a fabulous ode to my blog’s greatly exaggerated, and prematurely reported death.  And he did it in my favorite style, piratey, ahem, I mean parody.

You really gotta go over to Dave’s blog and read the whole post, he’s a real whiz of a writer and there’s also some stuff in there that is not about me, not sure ‘cuz I skimmed that part.  But, I’m pasting the song here so I never loose it, because it’s not creepy that a reader wrote a song about me, no matter what my real life friends say, really, it’s not!

Bye Bye Blogs

 

She was a blogger

A virtual friend

‘Til her days of blogging

came to an end

 

Her blog was helpful

And filled with mirth

But her 6 children

It was not worth

 

So she said

Bye bye blog

Hello family

do you remember me

I used to blog about you

 

Bye bye blog

I’m sad we have to part

Your not my children’s heart

I’m not called to care for you

Your not the love that’s true

 

‘Twas not a fortnight

Less than a week

Her blog it came back

With a few tweaks

 

Blogs can be useful

When in their place

She’ll find the balance

with our God’s grace

 

So she said hello blogs

Your not my idol now

won’t make you a golden cow

I know what matters most

 

Hello blogs

My blogs not what I am

If it was. it would all be spam

I won’t forget my post

Or I’d be a bad host

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