24
Feb

I’ve seen the future . . . and it ain’t pretty

   Posted by: MotherHen   in Funnies

smart old car

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car – both could barely see over the dashboard.  As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.  The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself “I must be losing it.  I could have sworn we just went through a red light.”

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.   Again, they went right through.

The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.  She was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.

So, she turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row?  You could have killed us both!”

Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh! Am I driving?”

wrecked old car

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5 comments so far

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And that, my friend, is why we have children. All those years we spend chauffering them will be paid back when we should no longer be behind the wheel. My grandfather (Born in 1899) had the experience of having one of the first cars in his town and was very against my mother learning to drive. “Driving was for men!”. Well, she finally got her license later after she’d been married to my Dad and guess what… when my Grandpa got too old to drive safely she was the child who took him everywhere he needed to go. She did ask him once, “Aren’t you glad I learned to drive.”

February 24th, 2010 at 7:44 am
 2 

HAHAHAHAHAHA
I needed a good laugh today thank you.
Holly

February 24th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
 3 

Oh, that’s too funny. I’m currently learning to breathe while someone younger is driving. I’ve managed okay with Ri (Kay won’t drive, doesn’t have any desire too, and since I’ve taken her out several times to try, I fully support her decision), and I’ve even done really well with Superman behind the wheel. I can do this…maybe; after all, as Cyndi says, they’ll probably be chauffering us around one day.

February 24th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
 4 

Cyndi makes a good point! We really are gonna have to be diligent in the drivers ed. :D

February 24th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Melanie
 5 

LOL. I’ve heard that one before, but it’s still funny. enjoyed Cyndi’s comment too. It does make a good point. My oldest will be 15 this fall… I’m still in denial about him driving! Actually, he is my more responsible child. I think I will really get scared when my youngest takes the wheel. I think Dad better teach driver’s ed. :)

February 24th, 2010 at 10:01 pm