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Making an Effort…

MotherHen — Sat, 28 May 2011 10:26:26 +0000

Hat tip to my friend Shelly.

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Roll Call

MotherHen — Fri, 06 May 2011 19:23:06 +0000

Maybe this picture doesn’t make any sense to y’all, but this is what I always think of when I hear the words “Roll Call”.

I decided to put my blogroll as a page rather than in the sidebar. Look up top at the tabs, see the Blogroll?

Do you have a blog? Would you like to be in the blogroll? Leave me a comment with a link.

Is there a blog that you love that I don’t link? I probably don’t know about it. Leave a link in the comments section here or on the Blogroll page.

Come on! Leave me a comment!

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I’ve seen the future . . . and it ain’t pretty

MotherHen — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:51:38 +0000

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car – both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself “I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.”

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through.

The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.

So, she turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!”

Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh! Am I driving?”

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Sweatin’ with the Socialists

MotherHen — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:24:16 +0000

This is an absolute scream! I strongly urge you to forgo beverages and food while watching this video.

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Phone Home

MotherHen — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:27:54 +0000

I finally have all my kids at home for the whole day all at once. When you have teens this just happens more and more seldom.

And since they’re all here and our city has decided that it is time for my neighborhood to have our wonderful brush and rubbish pick-up AND it’s the last time we’ll have this service for free before we move . . . it’s time for the boys to be cleaning out the garage! BIG TIME!

I love it! I am a closet minimalist. I love LOVE love seeing all this clutter go out to the curb.

They are unearthing lots of junk I forgot we ever owned, much less kept. What is the matter with us?

When we move we may very likely move to a place with no garage. That would be a huge adjustment for us. I do hope so. Less clutter storage!

Anyway, I wrote this whole post to tell you about the phones.

Once upon a time we had a home phone. The kind that actually plugs into the wall.

So, Tex brought these weird phones with all their cords and plugs and hugeness into the house to make sure that they were supposed to go into the Goodwill box.

Here’s the rub.

Sally Mae saw them.

And you know how girls are! It’s coded into the DNA to NEED to talk on phones. She almost cried when I told Tex that, no, we don’t want to keep them and, yes, please put them into the give away box.

I have to admit, I hate when she cries. But it occurred to me to use a sneaky diversion tactic on my sweet, little phone-lovin’ girl. I asked her why it made her sad to see those phones go. She admitted that she thought they were neat and that we should USE them. (See? DNA.) But I was ready for her. I told her that, while those phones might still actually be functional, they only work when you are at home! Can you imagine? How inconvenient is that?!?!!!

She dropped the idea like a hot potato. Those neat phones, full of mysterious buttons, lost all their charm once she realized you don’t keep them in your purse!

I recently quipped to a friend, “Hey! It’s 2010 now! Where the heck is my flying car?!?!!”

I’ve decided it’s cool enough that I have children who have no idea what a dial tone is.

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My sides hurt!

MotherHen — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:00:23 +0000

Friday evening we had more fun! Tex and Hank took me to a Tim Hawkins concert. Oh my, did we laugh our faces off!

Dude is so funny! He started off with a bit about homeschoolers and how it feels to get out of the house! Oh, I laughed! (‘Cuz lately we put the home in homeschool. Not Tex and Hank, but most of the rest of us.) It was a hoot!

We were too busy, apparently, to take a variety of photos.

Tim kinda did the same thing the whole time, you know, funny songs, jokes, it all kinda looks the same in a photo anyway.

The boys looked about the same the whole time too, laughing, and more laughing, and then. . . some more, um, laughing.

See these boys? It does my heart good to see them smiling and laughing so much. You have to understand, they are good boys, and they usually have a good time, they’re just so much like their Dad, even keel and all that. Drives me crazy! I need to SEE the happy!

Friday evening I got to see a good dose of the happy!

Our sides and faces hurt from all the happy!

He really did sing this song for us! It was wonderful!

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Justification!

MotherHen — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:48:18 +0000

If I clean something while I goof off is it really and truly goofing off?

Did you ever notice how the things we look at all the time get dirty right before our very eyes and sometimes we don’t notice the grime because it comes on kinda gradual-like?

The Confession

My kids and I sat here at the computer this morning for a good while watching stand up comedy on youtube. Really.

The Justification

And while we were sitting here goofing off I just happened to notice that my keyboard was filthy!

It never occurred to me to take a before photo and if it had I wouldn’t publish it anyway.

I used a dinner knife and some windex wipes and really had at it while we laughed our faces off at Brian Regan. This was my favorite one but here’s a whole page of them. He’s a hoot, and he doesn’t swear or tell off color jokes. Don’t see that everywhere ya look, huh?

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Am NOT Either!!!

MotherHen — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:28:07 +0000

Remember when I showed you a photo of a piece of mail sent to Hubs from . . . The Scooter Store?

Ha ha ha ha!

THAT was funy!

The people at The Scooter Store are funny!

The people at AARP are not!

‘Cuz this?

Not funny!

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Have a Great Lord’s Day!

MotherHen — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:58:14 +0000

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It’s a Texas Thing

MotherHen — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:20:51 +0000

It was cold and rainy.
It was due to warm up considerably.
The rabbits needed fed and watered.

Linked to:

Wordless Wednesday@ Five Minutes for Mom
Wordless Wednesday @ MomDot

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