If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed Congratulations! You have been to to Ship Full O’ Pirates over 100 times! Just thought you’d like to know. Slim and Sally Mae, while wrapped in blankets and sitting in laundry baskets, are enjoying a little snack of some peanuts. Guess what [...]
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Found a Peanut
Only because Pat – NY asked for it, I went searching for the Found a Peanut song and found ALL the words to ALL the verses (did you know there were 16 verses to this song?) plus a little audio widget that will play the music for you while you sing ALL 16 verses. This [...]
The Professor and the Bear
Once upon a time, there was an atheist college professor who dedicated his Philosophy 101 course to disproving the existence of God. Throughout the years, hundreds of students had lost their faith under his influence. One semester, this professor was awarded a sabbatical and he decided to spend it in Wyoming. He went on a hike [...]
Homeschool Song
These are not my kids, but they’re nice looking boys and we totally dig this song! Enjoy!
He’s a thinker.
Slim has been telling me that reading gives him a headache, so I took him to the eye doctor a few weeks ago. Turns out he not only needs glasses, he really NEEDS glasses. His prescription is almost as strong as mine IN THE BIFOCAL part. I’m amazed he was able to read at all. [...]
We might be rednecks…
We might be rednecks if… We might be rednecks if … Oh forget it! We’re rednecks! And here’s a little cowboy that Hank found in the compost pile he was turning last week. See? Plastic lives forever!
It’s Wackbards Day!
I opened my front door this morning and found out that it’s backwards day. I felt like the door to the front yard was a portal into the pages of a Dr. Suess book.
